yup, i'm new to the DA world, and i currently know jack-squat about it. anyone who's willing to help me out with questions and the like will be rewarded with a swift and painless death upon my take-over of Earth.

i joined this thing after i realized, "hey, my boyfriend's too busy with college stuff to do much of anything with me nowadays, i'm a senior in high school with nothing else better to do, and i have no friends, so to kill the time, i can either take up a debilitating cocaine addiction, or i could start posting my art, comics and sketches on the Interweb." so, seeing that i'm too poor for coke, and i'd rather get carpal tunnel syndrome than have my nose melt off before i'm 30, i went with the art thing. and here i am.

a bit about my history as an artist, i was banned from my school's art department last year for not participating in my new art teacher's Farts 'n Craps activities (i.e., glueing macaroni and yarn onto carboard and making clocks out of plastic bucket lids.......), and i've been protesting the disgusting martha stewart clone's crappy finger paint art style ever since.

during my school's club fair, i made a big poster reading "ART SUCCUBUS" right above her booth for her pathetic excuse for an art club. i tell fellow students to give themselves a bit of dignity by not enrolling in any of the art classes. the no-talent idiot has had about 20 kids drop out of her class since my art liberation movement began, and i hope to have her fired from lack of student attendence and being a bee-otch. join the KUHS Art Liberation Front today, and free your artistic potential!

i've created a few characters over the years, with Mr. Bun Bun the Suicidal Bunny Puppet the most popular. i'll post a drawing of him sometime soon, and provide more detail and background info too.

anyways, i have a livejournal (www.livejournal.com/users/glassvampire) that i like to post in every now and then. those of you who, for some reason beyond me, have an interest in me, you can scrounge up stuff about my life and my doings.

goodbye for now, and i'll attempt a post of some art stuff tomorrow.